serpentineshowcase:

“I-I…

The more the other pointed it out the deeper Snake’s flush tended to become, his gaze turning abashedly to the ground so he almost missed the amiable smile the other flashed his way. There was little hope that Snake would become accustomed to the strange way the other spoke and acted, but there was little cause for him to question it any longer. May as well play alone.

“A-ah…it seems like you and this ‘Hijikata’ don’t get along very well…says Emily.” Snake observed quietly at first, oblivious to the aside of a smile the self-proclaimed emperor/sorcerer allowed himself. Dwelling on his words gave the flustered butler time to push down the rush of color that had tinted his cheeks in favor of a little alarm at his last statement. And so Snake spoke up, a little tension returning to his tone in spite of the bracing hand at his shoulder.

“As to leaving my lord, I assure you that is quite impossible… He has provided me with a kindness I will never be able to repay. And while I am positive that as a butler of your’s, no day would ever be…dull…I cannot say I see that sort of future before us. Says Oscar…” Snake confessed thoughtfully, although unwilling to sound too offensive to his ‘Eminence’. The last thing he thought he could stand would be hearing those baffling curses and insults thrown his way.

“This Hijikata Toushirou is annoying as hell.” He waved one hand in the air lazily before resting it on his chin. “Dammit, why doesn’t the guy just die already?” Glaring at Snake as if it was his fault that Hijikata was still alive, he jabbed him in the chest. “You! Do you realize what a predicament this is? Do you see how unsafe the world is when Hijikata is still alive? Do you have any idea who this evil mastermind is?” He grabbed the man’s collar and shoved his face in front of his. “You of all people should know who this man is. Don’t you work for some fancy lord? Well then, I’ll have to tell you that he is an evil Count from a land far far away and he wants to….” Okita paused, trying to reach for the right words. “He wants to destroy your country! Yes yes, that’s it.” His grip loosened on Snake’s collar and he backed away before pacing around the room, thinking of fantastical lies to try and get Snake on his side. Never mind insulting the Phantomhive lord, for now Hijikata was the main issue. If he could get some rich fellow willing to torture Hijikata to death alongside with him, well then, wouldn’t that just be so enjoyable to witness?

“No, I’ve decided. You don’t need to leave your lord.” Oh how generous he sounded right now. But it was all just a coy trick. By using his fake magical powers and exalted social status, he smiled broadly and opened his arms up, chin tilted towards the ceiling. “Could you imagine a world without Hijikata? It would be a brand new world— no, a brave new world!” All the times he had to deal with the Shogun had taught him how to deal with royalty — present them the information and the ideas they want to hear and make yourself sound believable and as if you were really into helping society for a greater good. “Wouldn’t you love to live a peaceful world so that you may rest assure your lord wouldn’t be harmed? Any butler or servant would want that.” He clapped his hands together, completely thrilled by his own plan and excitement. “And after Hijikata dies, I will become the great Emperor Okita de sade Sougo!” 

(Source: sadistic-emperor)

MEME MONDAY

    • Who What Where (Prompts)
    • Ask My Character (Ask a question — a character answers IC and can break the fourth wall)
    • Truth or Dare (PLEASE be reasonable and do not send too many. COMPLETE one before answering another! Remember that there is a truth part to it; not just dares)
    • Headcanon (Anons send a word and you associate it with your character)

(Source: scarecrowed)

OOC: YES I’M FINALLY MAKING PROGRESS WITH MY REPLIES

I still owe

  • Reborn
  • Himari
  • Johan
  • Snake

If you’re not on this list, please yank me by the ear and I’ll try to go and find the post. Thank you! :D

electrifying-beauty:

“But certainly an entire race cannot be bad. Why, I have met plenty of horrid people from my country, but also far more lovelier ones,” she began, but found herself cut off by her companion’s rather…strange choice of words.

She a hard time following him speak, and perhaps if he wasn’t using such crude, censored words, she would have sympathized with him. Instead just stood there, with her mouth comically agape. 

“My…To think someone would speak words such as **** and ****** so brashly to my face. I wonder though, if all Amanto are as terrible as you speak, how is humanity able to deal with them? I did gather that you are a police officer from your little story.”

Okita paused for a moment, folding his arms across his chest. “Hmm. I suppose you’re right about that. I’ve seen some nicer Amanto, if you call them nice. One of them is this gigantic dog named Sadaharu that the China girl owns. He’s not that bad as far as I know. The only thing defiling his reputation is the fact that the China girl is his owner. The other Amanto.. or rather… the he/she/it/what the f*** thing is Elizabeth that Katsura owns.” He looked at her directly in the eye. “Speaking of Katsura, if you see a somewhat tall man with long dark brown hair, a stupid ugly face, terrible mannerisms, and smelly old clothes that he’s worn since episode 3 besides the stupid cosplay he pulled off in episode 1, let me know would you? He’s a terrorist and it’s my job to catch him.” 

“Humanity has no choice but to deal with them. They took over the damn government ages ago. But the good thing is, the ol’ gorilla hardly involves them in the main plotline anymore. He just wants to be a cheeseburger. And Sunrise is too lazy to draw in new characters. That’s why we hardly even bother with Amanto now. Blame the producer and the director. And the gorilla.” He shook his head sadly. “I lived in a place with no solid storyline. God, people these days don’t know how to make a proper shounen jump anime!” He placed his hand on his forehead, exasperated. 

(Source: sadistic-emperor)

serpentineshowcase:

Rendered momentarily speechless by the other’s words, Snake almost didn’t take note of the ‘pet’ comment, increasingly baffled by every sentence that left the brunette’s mouth.

“There is no better choice for my Lord than Miss Lizzy. No other woman you could provide would compare. Says Emily.” The footman insisted. Though, for all his attempts to be stern, when the offer was spoken a flush took to his cheeks (along with an embarrassed stutter to his lips) that refused to subside. “O-of course I am not interested! I-I have neither a need for women or riches. Furthermore, I am certainly no dog at your beckon call. Y-…you shall never again refer to me as ‘pet‘—! Says Wilde…!”

“Oh? Miss Lizzy?” Okita looked at him with a smirk. “That’s an interesting name she has. But certainly not a name fit for the future wife of a lord now don’t you think? Tell me more about this Lizzy of yours. What is she like? Does she like whips? Or does she prefer chains? Or does she like being slapped around? Oh perhaps even handcuffed to the bedpost? Oh! Is she the type that’s interested in full body bondage?” He placed a finger on his cheek thoughtfully. “If she likes any of that, then she ought to be my wife instead. Haven’t I ever told you that I would make a marvelous husband?”

(Source: sadistic-emperor)

gorillatama:

Of course I’ll wait! Why, I want to be the very first- well technically second I suppose, client of your little business, man! So you go on and fine tune your drill! And make sure you oil it up a little, noises like that are just going to turn people off……..to your business! Ahaaaaaah that’s a really catchy name, Sougo! I like it! Why it sorta looks like mayo, like mayonaise, y’know? That’s really clever, how you did that, what a coincidence! Like one of those things you find in the Suduku puzzles!

RIGHT? RIGHT? OTAE-SAN REAAAAAAAAAALLY LOVES ME, SHE EVEN CARESSES MY- I mean uhhhh…you’ll know the same feeling some day, Sougo, for someone truly special. Or a personalized bazooka. 

Y-YOU REALLY THINK THAT WOULD WORK? THE SCENT THOUGH, SOUGOOOOOOO, THE SCENT I-IT…I WOULDN’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING SO I-INTIMATE….SO SOON? IN OUR RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU REALLY THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA? I’ll have to think about it more, aaahhhhh~

“Kondo-san, I’m glad you’re just so excited for this new experiment. Do you think Hijikata would volunteer to help out? I mean it would be awfully rude of him to decline the offer. After all, I’m sure he would love to see you and Otae happy together. The whole Shinsengumi wants to see you two happy together. You see, I would test it out on Yamazaki or perhaps someone else, but I’m sure they’re all very busy with their work. Hijikata is probably taking a break right now, so wouldn’t it be great if he volunteered?” Okita smiled reassuringly at his boss, hiding all traces of evil plotting.

“I think that Otae is a great match for you,” he said. Mostly because Kondo would otherwise find an old hag or even worse, Princess Bubbles again. And he definitely didn’t want a horrid mistress to be part of the Shinsengumi. “Intimacy is natural for two lovers. What do you think Shinpachi would say?”

ooc: so… many… replies.. to… owe…

`good` morning sunshine ヾ(・⊝ ・ゞ) — ☆ open

flawlessbluebro:

How was he even supposed to deal with this guy?! His only suggestion had been shot down in the same breath as ‘asshole muscles’ which — of all the clingy, crazy people he’s come across none had ever been so blunt.

Or vulgar. Some were vulgarish, but not like this. How wasn’t he embarrassed to be carryong on like this?! Watching him was akin to watching a cow being born or a train derailing into a daycare center. He may not have been the most well-mannered, proper gentleman but his distress on the matter was pronounced all across his face.

“What do you want me to — I’ve never seen this place in my life!”

It was like he really was giving birth. The pain, yelling and threats. How terrifying. Like any good Takakura waifu, instead of scrambling for his phone to get in touch with someone (because he had yet to realize his phone wouldn’t be working ‘round these parts) he decided to run. That kid was doubled over in pain, so there was no way he’d be caught-! Sure, he felt somewhat guilty about it, but his life was very clearly being threatened. What an awful morning.

Okita spied Shouma from the corner of his eye, desperate to flee away. He had given him a bad answer and immediately fled from his predicament. An eyebrow twitched in annoyance, and his face contorted into a mixture of pain and controlled rage. His voice rose to a threatening level. Without hesitating for a moment, Okita charged after Shouma, madly flinging rocks and sticks and any ammunition he could pick up.

“OIIIIIII YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE A MAN AND HIS ABOUT TO EXPLODE ASS BEHIND!? MY ASS MUSCLES CAN’T HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER! YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE KID!? I’LL HAVE YOU COMMIT SEPPUKU WITH HIJIKATA ONE DAY! DON’T MAKE ME HURL MY OWN POOP AT YOU! I’M NOT JUGEM JUGEM SHIT TOSSING THE LIFE OUT OF SHIN-CHAN’S TWO DAY OLD UNDERPANTS BALMUNG FEZALION ISSAC SCHNEIDER ONE THIRD TRUE LOVE TWO THIRDS HANGNAIL ANXIETY—”

Suddenly Okita tripped, propelling himself face forward. The momentum of his running caused him to slam into Shouma, and both of them went tumbling down a hill uncontrollably. He madly grabbed for something to hold onto, accidentally pulling at his blue hair in the process.

serpentineshowcase:

“A-ah…certainly not—! Says Webster.” Snake noted, considering the other’s words anxiously. “B-but there is no decision to be made…! My loyalty will rest with my lord. I believe that will be the best option if my end goal is to maintain the balance of peace. What ‘choice’ would you have me make? Asks Keats…

“So you call yourself a loyal man? How ridiculous. What power does a lord have over an emperor? No lord can stand the sheer force of my absolute commands. I strike fear into the hearts of everyone! And even more so to the people who enjoy cowering in front of me. The bliss of seeing masochists wither and grovel before my feet. These choices that you make are bound to align yourself with one and only one master! There is no gray area with this matter, my servant.”

ooc: orz back from hiatus for now (until spring break ends and then i’ll disappear once again, probably will have to ask the modcats for an extension too ;-;)